Random Pokemon Meme

I wasn't tagged xD
But I've seen this many times and decided to try it :3

Here's the Randomizer:
randompokemon.com
Instructions:
Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
Set Generate to: '1'
Tag one or more friends when you're done.(Won't do, though if you want to do it, consider yourself tagged xP)


1. This Pokémon is your best friend:

Yay, we can play video games and go on an adventure together xD

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:

How would I impress him/her? >.>

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:

Alright, I wonder what idea we'll have x3

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:


Tiny flower fairy... Sounds like one of those comedies xD
_{I won't underestimate it....}

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:

So... I apparently marry an eeveelution or....
Anyway, I hope she's nice and not one of those mean parent-in-laws x3

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:

If I was married, why do I have a girlfriend aswell xP
And yay, so floofy and warm -hug-

7. This Pokémon is your ex:

I hope it was a friendly break-up

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:

Why? How does it peer at me in buildings...? I think I'd find out fast.... Wouldn't I?
P.S. Halp!

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:

Alright, I guess loves to cuddle xD
-snuggles-

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:

I guess I can forgive you, you're adorable x3

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:

What are you doing in my bed! xD xD xD

12. This Pokémon punched your mom:

Meany >:L
What did she do to you?

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:

Why do you want my shoes...?

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:

Can ghost types die...? Well, if they can, for what it's worth, I'm sorry, I never want to kill any pokemon ;~;

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:

My favorite bug-type, I can live with this completely x3

16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:

And I bet they can from memory

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:

Why would a legendary be a pet willingly...? Oh well -pettins and cuddles-

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:

Why are they even a dentist... I hope he's a good one atleast ^-^;

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:


Look at those creepy glowing red eyes... But what kind of dream?

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:

Is it hiding from something...?
Or does it not have a home >.>

21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:

The pokemon of balance... Alright xD

22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:

Yay, poison my enemies >:3

23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:

Alright x3
Come draw with me, just don't tear the paper x3

24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:

Interesting >.>
I wonder what I'd do, guess it'd depend on how I grew up there xD

25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:

Can revive the dead and gives eternal happiness, thank you for helping me x3

26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:

Guess the Floette failed... Who knew I'd die to a pitcher plant...

27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:

Why are you stealing my hats aswell Dx
Can't you make them...?
((How did he show up three times...?))

28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:

Why do you need money? Oh well xD

29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:

Who knew snake pokemon could do so xD
It's pretty good at Super Smash Bros >.>